We need a title for the new police.

Vader

My other car is a Death Star
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You know. Now that we are defunding and disbanding police forces and replacing them with community organizers without firearms...we need an awesome name for these living corpses.

Zombie police?
Best friend cop?
Snuggles the blue
Human targets?
Noobs?

I want a name we all agree to call these new mystical police who can stop armed rapists with their words.