The "good news for a change" thread

GOBLIN X

INVOLUNTARY full time LAB-RAT for MUSC
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I shoulda been warned. got VA hearing aids fitted this mornin. on the lowest setting. every car sounds like a diesel rolling coal. i can hear a bird fly by at 100 ft. and i can hear the woman, 4 car lanes over ,with the windows rolled up talking to her friend about how bad her sex life is at home. I can hear air move behind me. they is some shit, that your better off not hearing. im going to be extra twitchy till i get used to this shit.
I could hear the ballpoint pen crunch the paper like a cracker as i signed out............
 

Donfini2

Slayer of hops and barley, lifelong hill William
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I shoulda been warned. got VA hearing aids fitted this mornin. on the lowest setting. every car sounds like a diesel rolling coal. i can hear a bird fly by at 100 ft. and i can hear the woman, 4 car lanes over ,with the windows rolled up talking to her friend about how bad her sex life is at home. I can hear air move behind me. they is some shit, that your better off not hearing. im going to be extra twitchy till i get used to this shit.
I could hear the ballpoint pen crunch the paper like a cracker as i signed out............
Any chance I can borrow those say end of September- beginning of October?
 

Jayclimber

Modern Minuteman
Moderator
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I shoulda been warned. got VA hearing aids fitted this mornin. on the lowest setting. every car sounds like a diesel rolling coal. i can hear a bird fly by at 100 ft. and i can hear the woman, 4 car lanes over ,with the windows rolled up talking to her friend about how bad her sex life is at home. I can hear air move behind me. they is some shit, that your better off not hearing. im going to be extra twitchy till i get used to this shit.
I could hear the ballpoint pen crunch the paper like a cracker as i signed out............
Vampires have super hearing like that, you haven't been bitten lately have you? :devilish:
 

O:gweh

Domari Nolo
Forum Merchant
I shoulda been warned. got VA hearing aids fitted this mornin. on the lowest setting. every car sounds like a diesel rolling coal. i can hear a bird fly by at 100 ft. and i can hear the woman, 4 car lanes over ,with the windows rolled up talking to her friend about how bad her sex life is at home. I can hear air move behind me. they is some shit, that your better off not hearing. im going to be extra twitchy till i get used to this shit.
I could hear the ballpoint pen crunch the paper like a cracker as i signed out............
I would be careful letting that info out. My FIL got a set from the VA. When his GF gets pissed at him she "accidently" smashed the pots and pans together with a little gusto. :devilish::devilish::devilish: He about comes out of his skin. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: