Gotta Have Gator News

[john 1775]

https://www.southernliving.com/trav...-alligator-stomach-contents-ancient-artifacts

A few months ago, after hearing stories about the crazy things that had been discovered in the bellies of alligators, Shane Smith, owner of Red Antler Processing in Yazoo City, Mississippi, started examining the contents of the big gators he processed

 

[john 1775]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1462824901627322369

 

[john 1775]

Bad ass of the year

 

[SSG Nasty]

^^^^^WTF?

 

[Optimist]

SSG Nasty, that's just proof positive that some are sicker than others...

 

[Donfini2]

It’s only sick if he was hitting the ugly ones too

 

[HandLoad]

They all Git Purtier at Closin Time...

 

[john 1775]

At least he was smart enough to hit it while tranquilized.

 

[Mel's Cookin']

Bad ass of the year

In Florida we believe in freedom and fun, but even Florida man has some standards.

That article was originally published on Huzler's which is a site that labels itself as "a satirical and fictional entertainment blog."

It was picked up by several other blogs written by people who find the word "satirical" very complicated and each time it's repeated, it is a little harder to trace back to the original article as they are all quoting each other.


Among Huzler's more recent stories was "Woman saved from Rapist by Gay Rapist who Raped the Rapist" and "New Strain of HIV Explodes Your Penis." Neither of those are true either.

 

[Optimist]

So it's smoke and mirrors... Still more entertaining than MSM...

 

[GOBLIN X]

It’s only sick if he was hitting the ugly ones too

but you never ever ever try to french kiss a gator........ill advised.

 

[Donfini2]

I heard his twin brother, Stumpy, failed at an attempt to get oral sex from one of ‘em.

 

[NoFlyZone]

It was picked up by several other blogs written by people who find the word "satirical" very complicated and each time it's repeated, it is a little harder to trace back to the original article as they are all quoting each other.

You mean like CNN, NBC, MSN and all those other guys?

 

[john 1775]

I heard his twin brother, Stumpy, failed at an attempt to get oral sex from one of ‘em.

Bet that hurts

 

[harbinger]

Bet that hurts

It's Stumpmantha

 

[GOBLIN X]

 

[john 1775]

https://offthegridforum.com/data/attachments/45/45625-141e1bfa7199a79628a3709215388742.jpg

 

[john 1775]

Have gator, will travel.

 

[GOBLIN X]

Have gator, will travel.

huntin season open in FL. evidently the guy dont know how to skin one out and cooler it, save the tail meat and give the rest to scavengers. you can eat the red meat on a gator ,but you gotta be dedicated. its like eatin a mudfish. it will keep you full but. add to that if he drives more than a hr in the heat, that lizard going to be fun to skin out. and the tail meat will be rancid
Gator hunting season leads to startling sight traveling on I-95, Florida photo shows





https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article265378756.html

 

[240Geezer]

Yup.
Ain't like taking a deer up here in November.